Dogtometry was conceived by friends of a talented business owner whose interests span optometry, personal and group transformation, and canine companionship. For his birthday, these friends presented this fine human with a turnkey enterprise combining all of these elements.

This site is for entertainment purposes only. The birthday boy had no part in the design of this website and should not be blamed for its content. No disrespect is intended towards actual dog vision specialists. Do not rely on this site for dog vision or other veterinary purposes. Do not attempt to place contact lenses in the eyes of a dog. Do not place glasses on dogs of unknown or hostile temperment. Do not rely on dogs for legal or medical advice. Consult your doctor if you think that Dogtometry might be right for you. Some conditions apply. No purchase is necessary. Do not use this website as a tornado shelter.